Yes, there’s such a thing as zombie porn

A decades-old internet maxim is Rule 34: that if you can imagine it, there’s porn of it. The rule came from a 2003 reimagining of a Calvin and Hobbes comic.

Decades later and generative AI means we’re only a few clicks away from not merely consuming but even creating the wildest depravity our filthy minds can concoct. Which brings us to zombie porn.

Zombies – be it as presented in classic monster movies or in long-running TV shows like The Walking Dead – have had decades to make their undead mark on the pop culture landscape.

By now, audiences are all too familiar with their stilted, arms-outstretched gait, the grunting. Show us some disintegrating clothes and decomposing flesh and we know a zombie when we see one.

Just as someone thought it could be sexy to rejig Calvin’s relationship with his tiger friend, the porn industry has been...